small penis syndrome

or buying a ferrari..

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Small Dick Disorder

A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -

Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

small hot black

A common coffee order

You: hey can I get a small coffee

Barista: with milk?
You: no, black please
Barista: hot or iced
You: hot
Barista: No problem. One small hot black coming right up

by OGboii onthaCUFF December 8, 2020

Small Penis Club

Sorry Bro, you can't see this because of yourChonky pp

Some dude with a small penis: sorry dude you can't enter the small penis club
You: oof

by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020

small oily men

small oily men suck on my weiner and make me cream so hard

i love it when small oily men cream on me

by anonymous November 28, 2022

small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.

"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."

by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017

Small church boi

This is someone who is annoying but is still your friend somehow and is very involved with church. Even considering this he still is very misbehave and needs to stop

Me: you are so mean to me
Will: no I'm not

Me: STOP SMALL CHURCH BOI

by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019