Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018

Ong Shong Kong

a Racist Term to Define an Asian Person

(Stretches out Eyes) Ong Shong Kong!

by baliebox4916 June 11, 2019

Gigantasauras Shlong

big noscope

Gigantasuras Shlong attacked me last night (bill cosby)

Gigantasauras Shlong- The indescribable girth of the penis

by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019

Grossus Shlongus Personus

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever

Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong

by skeeos February 20, 2020