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People celebrate on February 14 by having streaming parties of “selfish” by Madison Beer. A day to remind you you’re single, heartbroken, and lonely.
Did you buy your tissues for International Stream “selfish” Day?
by madsheartless February 14, 2021
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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selfsation

(noun) the occurrence of one mumbling an entire conversation to oneself, possibly even answering their own questions, because they are desperate for conversation or they are absent-midedly thinking aloud. Despite popular belief, it is not a sign of psychosis or schizophrenia. Usually.
Winnie continued her selfsation: "Where did I leave my necklace?....Right there on the table. Why was it on the table? Because you put it there, silly. I wonder if Johnny will be back with coffee soon? Give him some time, he only left a couple of minutes ago, jeez..."
by DerpGirl May 16, 2011
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selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people

eye-candy.
As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm , even in a psychiatrist's office.
by Sexydimma December 25, 2013
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Selfiography

The aesthetic study of the act of self photography
I mean did you see the picture she posted last night? She obviously didn't major in selfiography.
by the illiterate bibliophile January 5, 2014
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