KCRW Smart

The kind of basic bitch level of intelligence and worldview that would land you as a KCRW listener. Technically speaking, you probably are above average intelligence but in reality you are predictable as fuck, having boring opinions, drink oatmilk matcha lattes and voted for Beto O'Rourke in 2020.

Sherry thinks she is so smart but she is really just KCRW smart.

by big-balls-420 November 7, 2025

Smart Doll

A 1/3 scale, anime style bjd created by Danny Choo. The product introduces the Wabi-Sabi philisophy stating there is beauty in imperfection. The dolls are avalible in diverse skintones and they are made using the slush-casting mold, which naturally introduces imperfection and blemishes.

I plan to get a Smart Doll for Christmas.

by Sajonara17 November 17, 2020

Double Smart

When you put alcohol in your ear so that it will feel better, but ends up going to your brain and makes you so stupid that you think your Double Smart

I used alcohol in my ear and it went to my brain and now I'm double smart.

by AuraKing January 3, 2019

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019