Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.

“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”

by iabast February 13, 2024

Shrimping

What guy one cums in guy twos butt butt then guy three sucks it out and spits it into guy ones mouth and he spits it into guy twos mouth

"Hey Todd will you hurry up and start this shrimping secession"

by Yessem August 9, 2025

Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 2, 2024

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.

Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".

by australian-reptile July 19, 2010