U a dick rider

U readin this stop dick ridin

“U a dick rider bro”

by Hop off my piece July 22, 2022

Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

High-Side Rider

Someone who has had their sideburns shaved very high, or shaved off completely

What happened to his sideburns?
Someone gave him a high-side rider.
Was he asleep at the time?
No, he thinks it looks good.

by LaneG July 6, 2011

princess gwenevere and the jewel riders

A super girly cartoon series from the mid '90s about three young women who live in the land of Avalon and use magic jewels to protect it. Princess Gwenevere uses the Sun Stone and has a winged unicorn friend named Sunstar, Tamara uses the Heart Stone and has three baby animal friends named Cleo (unicorn), Sugar (dragon), and Spike (panther), and Fallon uses the Moon Stone and has a unicorn friend named Moondance.

The show also launched a decently-sized collection of toys, including several doll sets and a trading card set, despite its lack of popularity due to its time slot and channel changing constantly and bouncing on and off the air.

Did you hear that Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders might be coming out on DVD soon?

by Lady Heartilly June 16, 2008

Houston Garage Riders (HGR)

A Group of Extremely Badass longboarders that blast down parking garages at incredibily high rates of speed. HGR dominates at all aspects of longboarding and speedboarding! known and repped by Carve Skateshop! HGR is simply unstoppable! HGR is also widely hated by other texas longboard groups because these other texas longboard groups (ALC and Other fags) get extremely offended by internet bullshit (Chubs ranting) and the fact that HGR is really badass, they just really want to be a part of it but can't because they are simply not badass enough!

ALC dude #1- "hey did you see those Badass Houston Garage Riders (HGR) dudes Steezin it up last night?"

ALC Dude #2- "Yeah dude i really wanna be just like them!"

HGR Badass #1- "yeah we are pretty badass dont fuck with us!!"

by Jake the HGR Badass July 12, 2010

Ice dragon rocket rider

Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.

"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"

by walker brian February 19, 2008

Hog-Rider Cycle Deck

A deck commonly used by people who lack a father figure, and by no skill clash royal players. If you want to immediately lose your dignity (and dad) for the sake of getting a couple wins, you should use this deck.

The funniest way to make these supposed people rage quit is by countering their horrible decks is by: placing bandit, mirror bandit, and clone right at the bridge. their underdeveloped minds only know how to A. place cannon and B. log the incoming bandits (which only sometimes works because bandit dash phases through the log).

Ryder: That guy has a Hog-Rider Cycle Deck
Kaeden: wow he has no dad or creativity!
Ryder: haha bandit go steal their tower

by Level14MirrorBestCard February 9, 2022