religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit

religion helps me not kill myself

by Dic pic Danny January 13, 2018

Religion

Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.

"i believe in god and Religion"
"oh, okay."
"what are you doing?"
"i'm hanging myself"

by 100101011101010101010101 July 31, 2018

Religion

A cult based around a conspiracy theory consisting of extraterrestrial beings, celebrities, and hallucinations

Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?

Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.

by Kleptotoid September 18, 2018

The Religion Kevinism

Kevinism -

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019

Religion

an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science

"My religion is Christianity."

by spibbs June 9, 2017

Reign

It sucks because it was made by the same faggot who created Aeon Flux for MTV.

Reign sucks dog-shit through a straw.

by anime sucks October 13, 2003

Religion

an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins

hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!

by jimmayyyyyy December 7, 2009