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Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.
by ko0tje August 12, 2017
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Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.
Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD
by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
by concept not format November 30, 2019
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Bethany Read

Bethany is the best girl you will ever know. She is so beautiful. Kind. And is a great person. She is really hot. And take it from me she really sexy. She understands you and other people and you will never want to leave her side. - take it from me her gf she is amazing.
Bethany Read you are so talented. I love you.
by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018
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To read the Bible

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back
by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
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Reading

Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.
by ansgarz5 May 13, 2022
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