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Randy

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. Occasionally cancels plans on you or acts like an overall jerk.
That motherf***** Randy, everytime he gets six beers in him he gets pissed off and leaves us. Tell me about it, I’m getting fuc**** tired walking home from work everyday.
by TTSFF July 31, 2019
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Randy

"Randy (noun): An arrogant prick characterized by a lack of maturity, self-control, and social skills. Whether in person or online, this individual swiftly turns any conversation toxic, displaying troll tendencies. Engaging with a Randy is often far from enjoyable, as their inclination to sour discussions makes peaceful civil discourse nearly impossible."
1-"Debating politics with that guy turned into a total Randy situation; he couldn't discuss anything without resorting to insults and toxicity."

2-"Redditors, I asked a question to genuinely learn about the topic, not to invite a Randy-style meltdown. Let's keep things constructive – managing those toxic impulses makes for a better community. Nobody appreciates a keyboard warrior that thrives on ridicule."

3-"I requested feedback on a recommendation, didn't need a condescending Randy vibe in return. Let's keep it real – we're all here to chat and learn something or teo, not to put others down. Someone put this guy on time out!"
by RiffRaff101 January 27, 2024
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random
Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as
by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019
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Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019
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Dirty Randy

A sexual position when one person is doing a hand stand, and the other back flips into the others ass or vagina.
"I've just done the best Dirty Randy of my life"
by McRandiiDandii December 9, 2023
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Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.
Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month
by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021
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