An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.
Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.
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Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.
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Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.
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Get the up shit creek without a paddle mug.a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column
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Yesterday I went to Toms house and we took our first shower together. I drank to much Gatorade before hand. While I was in the shower I had to attempt my first puddlewink but he caught the yellow stream on the tub floor.
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