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Auto Pipe 

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.
"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."
Auto Pipe by Mockypoo September 16, 2017

slanging pipe 

having sex
Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe

Double Pipe Salad 

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.
He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

Mexican Pipeline 

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.
Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

Lumber Pipe 

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”
I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

Double Pipe Disaster 

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain
After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep