Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.

Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

pantstree

the process of putting a pair of pants on a tree for the sake of fun but also providing viewers with an entertaining image for the day, also a slogan can be added for more effect.

"hey dude, did you see that tree! it was wearing a pair of pants!", "what a pantstree?", "yeah these days with so much marketing focused on image its hard not to feel self conscience."

by APovey May 19, 2010

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

pants pistol

Slang term for a penis originating in Dundee, MI

"I'm gonna pull out my pants pistol and fire my love bullets on your bitches face."

by Jhendawg January 25, 2018

pantslesspajamas

PantslessPajamas is a 25 year old American storytime animator. She is known for being a colourist for the TheOdd1sout,and is known for being insanely underrated.

Did you hear that PantslessPajamas reached 500k today.

by Aram Animates July 17, 2020

Pinasio

Pinasio is a word in Pinasionian which means “Butt”

You look like a Pinasio
That’s rude! I don’t look like that!!

by Pinasio December 28, 2020