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personal lubricants

used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
by The anonymous May 18, 2016
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Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022
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pocket personality

A pocket personality (plural: personalities) is a person who has a cult following, as in a cult of personality, while having a relatively small amount of fame or notoriety.
The rise of social media has created many a pocket personality who wield their userbase as an extension of themselves with the intent to create drama and increase personal clout.
by Lambo Peterson September 4, 2019
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person 3

person 1- dude, did you hear about person 3?
person 2- who's person 3?
person 3- yo.
by carrotstew June 3, 2022
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person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.
"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"
by ivviitop December 4, 2020
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person 15

Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).
Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!

THE END
by Gold86star July 6, 2022
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