A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta
Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
by Nhaniiiiii November 30, 2020
Get the Parkermug. by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
Get the Evelyn Parkermug. a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.
by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out
Parker cheated on you
by •queen• August 20, 2019
Get the Parkermug. An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.
by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019
Get the Alex Parker Russellmug. Dumb and total simp
by Boy72 November 24, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.
by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021
Get the Parkermug.