Parents

The people who made you, who stuck with you through puberty, dealt with your lazy ass skipping school, stopped you from being a crack head. And will love you till the end of your days.

Joey: "Hey Mom, Hey Dad, I just lost all my money to a drug dealer."
Mom: "Does this mean that you'll be staying with us for a while."
Joey: "I guess..........."
Dad: "I guess that could be arranged."
Joey: "Thanks Dad, you guys are great parents."

by Special Opinion May 23, 2015

parentals

A term used to describe parents, after you have committed an act of insolence

"What happend after you showed them your report card"
"Man, the parents went postal and I'm on punishment"

by MissDimplz January 24, 2005

Parenteau

Someone who enjoys such activities as feltching, cocksucking, bum sex(with other men) getting pooed/pissd on by other men, and enjoys ass-to-mouth (with other men)

"Dude that guy is a full-on Parenteau!"

by Cesar Octavio May 20, 2009

parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents

"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."

by leshjeik April 23, 2012

Parent Paparazzi

When a bunch of parents all try to get a group picture of their kids on their own phone or camera, even though they know that modern technology allows one person to take the picture and send it to everyone else instantly. When doing this, parents look like the paparazzi and the kids are usually forced to wait and hold a smile for a long period of time.

Parent 1: *takes picture*

Parent 2: I want to get it on my phone, look at me.

Kid 1: Damn it, the parent paparazzi. We're going to be here for a while.

Kid 2: Can't they just send it to each other?

by pisseddodgerfan June 22, 2014

Parents should have bought a tv

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.

Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.

by Dr. Steve Gates August 26, 2017

Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021