apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy

mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*

by Sussy God September 22, 2021

Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.

My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea

by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

My parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

step-co-parent-in-law

Stepchild-in-law's parent.

My step-co-parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.

My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021