paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

by rajhe October 17, 2008

papering

When people "cyber" on paper and pass it back and forth.

Example #1:
Person 1: *fucks*
Person 2: *moans*
Person 1: *finishes*

Example #2:
Ira: GOOOOOOOOO HARRRRRDER!!!! *humps*
Tak: *pushes harder* (writing seems darker) If I go any harder, I might have to sharpen my pencil soon!
Ira: I DON'T CARE! KEEP GOING HARDER!!! I LIKE THE BOLD PRINT, BABEH!

Example #3:
Random Person 1: Hey, sexeh! You wanna go papering later?
Random Person 2: Sure thing, baby! Just let me go get some more paper, I have a feeling this might be a long one.

by punk_kit_kat September 2, 2007

paper bag princess

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

by EliasSchewel October 9, 2011

paper beats rock

If someone goes for a pound and you go for a high 5 and cover their fist, you say "paper beats rock." If done intentionally this should be considered a diss worse than to leave hanging.

He tried to pound it so I went for a paper beats rock. He was so embarrassed, he had to leave the party.

by MNH11 June 9, 2011

paper cutting

A new term used to describe lesbianism. This term is an inoffensive and widely used in the LGBTQ community.

Oh, they're probably going to so some paper cutting this weekend.

by D104563 May 3, 2014

Paper Lung

A "paper lung" is a person who can't handle a single toke of a joint. After just one toke they will instantly dry-heave and cough to death as if they have coronavirus. A paper lung is also commonly known as a pussy.

Gary: "Oi mush, you want a toke of this?"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"

by Yung Petrol March 23, 2020

Paper

Something on which you write on

Im gonna cum
Let me write that down on this paper

by thrgere August 11, 2020