The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

Penis by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

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very enjoyable, even small teenagers who have never kissed anyone want it. sex is imagined frequently and y'all live off of fan fiction as well as tiktok when they tell you to close your eyes and think of that one person. They simply want that one hot boy to top them.

13 year old girls: oh my god I want his penis inside of me
adults: what the fuck you've never done anything
13 year old girls: and you're saying you don't?

penis by always hungry, ngl March 7, 2020

penis

sausage looking thing usually attached to men

i have a penis

penis by badbtch April 16, 2020

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