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Alley oops

When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!
John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!
by Whistlethat May 21, 2017
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FaceTune opposition

when editing group pictures with FaceTune making yourself look more attractive and everyone else look less attractive is called FaceTune opposition.
Did you see the picture she posted? She made herself look tan and thin, and me look fatter and white. She totally pulled a FaceTune opposition!
by kittygorl July 23, 2018
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Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.
Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.
by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018
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Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.
Stop being such a goober oppossum.
by Cherrytales March 5, 2019
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splash opps

the act of changing down opps on a daily, so much so that you are an elite roadman chinger
jake: yo baz wanna splash opps

baz: yh sure cuz

the gif below shows an actual representation of one splashing a opp
by roadmanchinger69 August 2, 2019
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National Opposite Day!

You have to go out opposite side of you!
Girl:hey bro boy:why you callin me a bro? Girl:it’s January 15 National opposite day!
by Bananaboo315 January 14, 2020
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"r" opposites

Pairs of words that have a meaning which is "one-hundred-eighty degrees" different from each other when the letter "r" is added, such as "fiend" and "friend", "gem" and "germ", etc.
Perhaps the "r" opposites might have had a role to play in the infamous "cell phone static" call that got the totally-honorable-and-conscientious Enron officials in trouble --- you will notice that the moral-minded, "Ship the documents to the Feds" has no "r" letters in it, whereas the supposedly-uttered criminal statement, "Rip the documents to shreds" does indeed contain that letter a couple times, and has the exact opposite meaning.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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