Skip to main content

Tyler County shitbag

1. (n) An annoyingly narcissistic person/persons who thinks they are the best at everything.

Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.

The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.

2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Overheard from a Tyler County shitbag:
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
by Bo Blam November 21, 2019
mugGet the Tyler County shitbagmug.

Greene County Virginia

the people of greene county mostly all live in the middle of nowhere on the blue ridge mountains. their favorite places to hang out are at the foodlion and sheetz. the highschool's football team hasn't won more than one or two games a season in about 50 years and all the surrounding schools make fun of how lame WMHS is. the name of the most awesome person that lives there is josie. it's a small town with farms and smelly cows and country music (yuck) but when the sun rises and sets on the blue ridge, it's the most wonderful place in the world.
A typical conversation in Greene County Virginia would be:

Josie- "hey kiersten, what do you want to do?"
Kiersten- "hmm... lets go to foodlion!"
Josie- "Great idea! I bet we'll see everybody else we know there! Party!"
by Greene Countian November 22, 2011
mugGet the Greene County Virginiamug.

Albert County Blazer

A plaid flannel work coat, so called for it's popularity as semi-formal attire in Albert County, New Brunswick, Canada. a.k.a. "Albert County Sport Coat".
"Roger wore his Albert County Blazer to his job interview"
by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007
mugGet the Albert County Blazermug.

Miami-Dade County

See Dade County

Miami-Dade County is a county in the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.

Formerly known as Dade County. The county's name was changed in 1997.
Born and raised in the County of Dade...

Miami-Dade County boys stand up...
by AC May 17, 2006
mugGet the Miami-Dade Countymug.

Miami-Dade County

The most populated county and most southern county in the state of Florida. Miami-Dade is made up of the city of Miami, Miami's suburbs, and other cities/towns. Miami the city only has around 400,000 people which makes it the 43 largest city in the U.S but its metro area has around 5 million which makes it the 7th largest metro area in the country. Miami-Dade is usually just called Miami because there a lot of areas whith the word Miami in it, (North Miami, South Miami heights, North Miami Beach, West Miami, Miami Lakes, Miami Shores, Miami Beach etc.) Miami-Dade is around 65% Hispanic with a heavy Cuban influence. It is also home to many African Americans and has whites and asians. Miami-Dade is known for its touristy areas like South Beach but it has a lot of ghettos, Opa Locka, South-Miami Heights, Miami Gardens, Liberty City, Florida City, etc. University of Miami is located in Coral Gables despite popular belif that it is located in the city of Miami. Overall Miami-Dade is cool county with beautiful beaches, many spanish speakers, rich areas, and terrible ghettos. Miami-Dade is home to South Beach, University of Miami, Flo Rida, Pitbull, Trina, and many other rappers.
Miami-Dade County is the hottest county
by Jersey Kid June 14, 2008
mugGet the Miami-Dade Countymug.

Pictou County Pullout

A mid-coital move which involves nailing a girl doggy style and then without notice, pulling out of her vaginal oriface and sticking it in her anal cavity. This was popularized by people in Pictou County because they would formerly ask if anal was appropriate, but since their dialect is so scrambled and incomprehensible, the girl would not understand them and they would just go for it anyway.
Matt: Did you hear Ross did her anal?
Alex: Yeah, he pulled the pictou county pullout and she never saw it coming!
by Clitoris Jackson December 24, 2006
mugGet the Pictou County Pulloutmug.

Pike County, GA

A big county, with a very small population below Griffin, GA. Its known for its one high school, its abundance of cows and rednecks, and cops who have nothing better else to do than bust people for small amounts of weed, even though administrators of the high school have been caught speaking inappropriately to minors.
George: Did you hear? Bob was arrested for a gram of that good, but the principal of the high school was caught looking at child pornography but he still works there...

David: Yeah, in Pike County, GA...
by LilLove87 September 13, 2012
mugGet the Pike County, GAmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email