pull a Texas

1) To leave/secede from a group

2) To ditch one's friends

Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.

"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."

Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"

by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010

Pulling a Modular

Pulling a modular is basically being active on something then not being active for multiple months

Tom: Hey have you seen Bob around?
Jerry: Nah man, he's pulling a modular

by ModularLmao August 4, 2019

Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.

by Hernicus December 19, 2021

Pulling a Mete

When you have too many backup crushes and end up messing things up with all of them.

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!

*1 day later*

Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.

by milesman34 April 19, 2020

Pulling an Ian

when someone randomly gets up and leaves for no apparent reason completely unnoticed by the rest of the group

person 1: we were sitting in the park having a great conversation, and then i turn around and he's just disappeared!

person 2: oh, he was probably just Pulling an Ian on you.

by fivemiles44 August 16, 2009

Pulling A Ron

An act of pretending to drink alcohol by consuming water while your friends man the fuck up.

Look at that asshole across the bar pulling a Ron, drinking water all night like a bitch.

by WilliamClinton6969 July 9, 2014

Pull a Flavio

To Get girls in a matter of forty-five minutes and at least getting to third base, while speaking Portuguese.

yo I'm gonna go pull a flavio tonight at this club, and hopefully get laid.

by MrBlow March 22, 2009