Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.
Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
by Chocolate Pudding Man September 16, 2011
Get the Fire Jesusmug. A battle royale game famous in Asian country got made by a Vietnamese and sell back to Garena with extremely low graphics and some broken features like:
-no gun shaking
-jump out of a vehicle without taking damage
-reloading shotgun by using entry air and more
-no door house (all over the map)
-no gun shaking
-jump out of a vehicle without taking damage
-reloading shotgun by using entry air and more
-no door house (all over the map)
dude 1:Hey man, I got some crazy news
dude 2: what
dude1: some random kid just reference The singer Kapella in free fire by stabbing his friend and turning on music to heal
(base on a true story)
dude 2: what
dude1: some random kid just reference The singer Kapella in free fire by stabbing his friend and turning on music to heal
(base on a true story)
by Ruser March 3, 2022
Get the Free firemug. Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
Bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
Flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
Bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
Flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
by WorseThanHitler January 21, 2021
Get the Lake of Firemug. 
Get the goblet of firemug. A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.
"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."
by RunningFool February 17, 2006
Get the bash firemug. ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ AMERICAN
๐ช๐ฏ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ
when an utterly calamitous or mismanaged situation or occurrence is made worse by poor decisions
๐ช๐ฏ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ
when an utterly calamitous or mismanaged situation or occurrence is made worse by poor decisions
by Boozedonkey June 6, 2020
Get the Trumpster Firemug. A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
by skebo5150 January 10, 2019
Get the clown firemug.