bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by April 26, 2023

noob tower

a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.

Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.

by vms May 13, 2015

noob lucker

if you are lucky and a noob at the same time

This Fizz escapes with 1 hp everytime , fuckin noob lucker

by The Elusive Fizz January 21, 2017

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob

by 7Mack11s May 27, 2016

Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.

Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!

by EZrudeboi March 07, 2010

Noob roc

Used to describe a person who is unskilled and noob as same as roc.

You are as noob as noob roc

by bird666 April 29, 2021

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 05, 2021