Nonce

A person who has sex or attempts to have sex with minors; a paedophile.

You know that Steve Edwards? You must do, he's the Nonce of Staxton.

by Harry Pserkin January 10, 2024

Nonce

Someone who loves kids

Yo that Seb Bamford is such a nonce

by 69lolzzzzz October 12, 2019

Nonce

A person that has an affectionate attitude to a person not of legal age

That Max guy seems like a bit of a nonce I'd keep him away from schools if I were you

by Jota be kidding November 24, 2019

Nonce

a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent

"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"

by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020

Nonce

A man who tries chatting up those younger than him. Will also possibly be looking for sexual activity

Man 1: Who's that finlay mchale guy is he a nonce?

Man 2: Yeah I saw I'm chatting up a girl in the year below.

Man 1: what a nonce

by BinSap August 9, 2021

Nonce

nonce is a British slang word for a child molester.

That ginger twat Stephen Tries , he's a right nonce

by Salmon tastes like crap January 22, 2019

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021