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manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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g'day mate

a term Australians use when saying hello to a friend or someone they forgot the name of so they call the mate.
aussie guy 1: "g'day mate!"

aussie 2: "g'day how are you"
by randomperson746 December 18, 2018
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Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.
Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.
by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020
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oi mate

Go heck yourself, if someone says oi mate it means go heck yourself.
oi mate, becky!
by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
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Mate

(ma-tay) Mate is a pretty cool guy. He makes everyone feel better when they're upset and is always there for his friends. He's really smart but denies it, hes really funny, kind, and really sweet. He is also really good at video games and is a real Chad. You're really lucky if you have a Mate as a friend (most likely it's gonna be my friend Mate because no one else is named Mate), so don't lose him. And also btw, he has a real hot mom
Mate's mom is really hot.
by kikibeach September 7, 2020
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atom-mates

Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and those people are now together.
Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”
by W1lson June 2, 2021
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Mateness

A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.
"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"
by VerySexyLeo July 4, 2021
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