Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

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carpet muncher

lesbian who eats other woman out.

lexi is such a fucking carpet muncher

by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022

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Mensch Muncher

A person who consumes a Rabbi’s butthole

“There’s that boy from the Synagogue”
“Heard his Abba is a Mensch Muncher”

by Ebola_Derek July 2, 2023

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Brick Muncher

A man who likes to give vigorous oral sex to another man with a much larger penis than his own, as a way of compensating for his own lack of scrotal mass.

Did you hear about theo and ryan; ryan is such a brick muncher.

by Wiggles____ June 3, 2025

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Cardboard Muncher

An individual that consumes cardboard on a daily basis solely for the purpose of filling their dietry and nutritional needs. Normally someone who can not afford to buy anything of real sustinence.

Josh John went to Greggs and bought some chicken goujons (well, well, well), instead he deciced to eat the box, what a cardboard muncher.

by shekinahleng January 5, 2024

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