T-mobile

The phone service all cheap Asians use. It allows constant use of bootlegged devices.

o.o: Nice iPhone. Which service do you use?
-_-: T-mobile

o.o: .....

by KoalaFace September 2, 2012

Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.

"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

Moein

What pedophiles do for a living.

Jill caught Jack up on the hill moein.

by anonymous February 17, 2021

mofinian

a mixed breed of mofo.. like weird a weird mutant.... generally calling more than one person a mofo (mother fucker)

Hot Fucker #1:Did you see those hot chicks?
Stupid Hot Fuckers Nerd Friend #1: Yeah.. I'm gonna talk to em...

Hey my mofinians.. what's uppp?

by FuckMen With Legs October 29, 2005

Mobile Mingers

People who constantly Shag In Cars

Skets Slags = Mobile Mingers

by Megalithic December 9, 2008

Mobiley Dick

The name of the most legendary mobile phone to have ever lived, a true silicon hero. Named after the whale hunted by Captain Ahab.

Person 1: I'm on fire.
Person 2: Don't worry i'll ring the fire brigade.

Person 1: It's an honour to be rescued from mobiley dick, I am not worthy.

by Darby Chops May 5, 2009

mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"

Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"

by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009