midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.

Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!

by Evake March 23, 2024

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Get the midget ticklermug.

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

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Get the Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suckmug.

midget

a midget is an extremly small person

justin is a midget

by cheese&crackers23 July 14, 2021

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Get the midgetmug.

Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places

A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.

by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023

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Get the Midgetsmug.

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

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