Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ May 22, 2012
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Midget fury

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
by Donald 6917 October 13, 2022
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midget cock

small guys with massive cocks
i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.
by slutfor July 22, 2022
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Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 09, 2022
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dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people
Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget
by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024
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hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.
I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.
by BJ Dailey April 13, 2018
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Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends
She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month
by Penis1568 November 19, 2020
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