chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.

Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.

by THA October 23, 2013

the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018

richkard metayer

A handsome tall young man very loving and playful he like beautiful girls not ugly ones he will be a future best basketball player with his best friend which they called themselve brothers

Richkard Metayer likes big booty no small booty allowed

by Richkard metayer May 12, 2018

Mighty Meaty

The name given to someone's ass or thighs if specifically fat or chunky, especially to Flynn Pether.

“Jesus Christ, what a mighty meaty!”

by s.is.for.sex July 21, 2018

Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019

Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Fatty matty c

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020