Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.

The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.

by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019

Cheek Meat

When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.

The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

meat gaggle

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

by Bulch Maverick April 14, 2016

meat slip

When a guys dick slips out of the hole in his boxers, most often when not wearing pants

Dave had a meat slip walking by me the other day, I saw all 3 inches

by jjjorger May 13, 2014