Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

Maximum Dippage

Maximum Dippage is where you giving maximum potential

Aka your the shit

She is giving Maximum Dippage

by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

Manimal

Take shits with the door open, talks about pussy and eats steak with their bare hands. All of these can be performed separately or in unison. Often can be found wandering in the middle of the night, barefoot and shirtless, bloody (either their own or something elses) in search of tobacco, food, and alcohol. Manimals have been known to assemble in great herds.

While at a family BBQ, if you reach over the grill and grab your steak with your bare hands, while its dripping blood, not even the slightest bit cooked, and devour it with no second thought you my friend, are a manimal.

by hammerhelper July 22, 2009

Maxime

The best girlfriend anyone could ever have. She may not admit to it, but it is a fact she’s the most adorable, funny, cute, hot, attractive, cute and amazing person to exist. She’s super sweet and undoubtedly the sweetest person to exist. She’s super likeable and a true eye candy. Her smile is adorable enough to make people called Adam with weird smiles show their weird smile. She’s super talented and the greatest person to exist and whoever is the lucky guy that happens to be her boyfriend is undoubtedly extremely happy and lucky to be with her as nothing is more fun than talking to her and spending time with her. She is a the best person someone could ever meet.

Maxime is 100% without a doubt the hottest person I’ve ever seen. She’s also super nice, kind, sweet and adorable and makes her friends and boyfriend very happy.

by Aqualord November 7, 2018

Maximus

A cool east Indian guy living his life without fear. Stuck in love for a girl he knows he will never get but neither is he giving up. Man has got an issue. Commonly called Horse by his friends. Also, dude plays a lot of video games.

Damn, he is not leaving that women. He is such a maximus.

by _ManiacGamer_ February 19, 2019

manimal

A cross between a wild and crazy, SEXY beast and a male humanoid. Must be overly tall, have long toes, an extremely deep dominating tone of voice, blue eyes, and in some cases, refers to the word "cocksmile" or "douchenozzle" during gameplay (preferably cs).

GET IN TOUCH WITH ME! i will be around tomorrow, ive taken care of all my shite so im a free manimal for a while!
--B4ST4RDZ3RO

by wiCkEd eEv January 26, 2003

gludius maximaphobia

the fear of the gludius maximus(butt,ass)

gludius maximaphobia is a serious problem for many people.

by wewewewewe September 15, 2007