mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.

"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"

by Merlot69 April 30, 2009

The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020

mass spectrology

1. when large groups of people speculate about the future by reading the stars

2. when large groups of people attempt to predict the future of Arlen Specter's political career by reading the stars

According to mass spectrology, Arlen's chances are over.

by karibu July 20, 2010

Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Mass Homicide

It's literally killing like 100+ people. Up to no good D:

"Hey Fred i just committed Mass Homicide!" "Uhhhh i think i should call the police on you Gerald."

by Therealglitchtrap May 28, 2022