Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Dolores Margaret

A TREE; tall. Usually plays the ukulele and sings but isn't very good at either. She is pretty much the ugliest person you will ever meet. Dolores' are kind and truthful and when they tell you something it's from the heart. She can be a real bitch sometimes but when she's not, she is an ok person. Dolores has a lot of friends but only a few very close friends. When you are Dolores' best friend, you know that it will be permanent. She is a crazy but quiet person and only shows her true identity around her closest friends. An obnoxious eater but doesn't show it when in public. Loves all types of food especially bread and broccoli. You can't trust her around someone you like because she is a true match maker and will do anything to get you two together. Overall, Dolores is ugly af and fucks up sometimes but she is a good person deep deep deep deep down there somewhere.

Person 1: "Have you seen that ugly bitch, Dolores Margaret?"
Person 2: "Yea, she is freakishly tall, it's hard not to notice her."

Person 1: "Omg look at that Tree among those shrubs!"
Person 2: "hahahaha TREEEEE"

by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019

Dolores Margaret

TREE; Freakishly tall

Person 1: "Do you see that tree among the shrubs?"
Person 2: "No, that's just Dolores Margaret"

by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019

kelly margot

a 16 year old youtuber that has been making youtube videos since 2014! she currently has 93.3k subscribers and 281 youtube videos. she's the absolute sweetest girl you will ever meet! she lives in new jersey and is absolutely stunning. any girl would be happy to be her!

guy: have you heard of kelly margot?
girl: of course! I'd DIE to be her!

by lEaVe Me BeHiNd Im RoAdKiLl November 20, 2019

Pennsylvania Margarita

When performing anal sex, pull out right before climax and cum all around the gaping butt hole. Thus leaving the rim all salty.

I hooked up with this girl from Tinder and she let me give her a Pennsylvania Margarita!

by Motorman20 March 6, 2020

Bad Margarita

A variation on eating ass. One person places salt on their exposed asshole (known as salting the rim). The other chows down.

Woah man, you ate her ass with salt? That’s a Bad Margarita.

by Dong Zolidis May 27, 2020

eva margét

eva margét is icelandic girl witch is the weirdest girl you will ever meet but she is very nice and kind, but one thing she can fart whenever she wants to. Thats her secret talent.! She is so pretty and really good friend shes also really funny the funniest in the friend group, and cute. In school she sometimes sleeps and she hates math and danish, she really doesnt fucking care about school. Eva margét loves boys, but she is always breaking up with them.

Omg eva margét she is so weird

by siggi boss October 14, 2020