May 2

The day of the wizarding war two ofc

Harry potter VS voldemort

Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette April 28, 2021

May 7th

May 7th is the day where you can ask your girlfriend anything and she will have to say yes.

Jacob: hey anne, lets hug!

Anne: why?

Jacob: its may 7th!

Anne: oh right!

by Notyourstepdad May 4, 2022

The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

by Chris ledger March 28, 2021

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019

13th of may

fuck your boyfriend day :D

mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’

by l0v3.ly7n January 2, 2022

Melinda may

Melinda may is an agents in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. She has does once in season 6 or 7 but she is a loyal companion and lover of Phil coleson. Melinda has had the same training as agent romanoff and is about her level. She has travel in time, space and even went to a fear dimention. Melinda once loved agent grant ward until we found out he was a traitor, Melinda is one of the bets MCU characters ever….

“ hey have u ever heard of Melinda may “
“ oh yasss gurl she beet everyone a** “

“ agreed ..”

“ venom “

“ venom “

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021