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Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.
"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."
by Ezin December 30, 2016
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Logic

by Schebuchilan March 1, 2024
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Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.
Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic
by laulogic November 30, 2021
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Bunny Logic

Pronounced: bunn-eeh-loh-jik

A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.

Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.
Friend: "I can't fix this weird issue. Every time I follow the steps online to resolve it, the issue is still there & I am back to square one..."

Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."

Friend: *demonstrates issue*

Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."

Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"

Bunny: "Bunny Logic"

Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*
by Guy With The Bunny Logic July 31, 2024
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Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it
Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)
by VitrifiedXenon September 2, 2024
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Sugar logic.

The logic used while under the influence of sugary substances. Not all people are gifted with this advanced state of mind.
Sugar logic.: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, WAIT, I CAN FLY!!!! I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD... HAHAHA.
by EDSEI THE GREAT. October 11, 2011
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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
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