green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

Japanese Lantern

The act of pooping into a poor Japanese boy's lantern.

Hey bro, I did a Japanese lantern yesterday.

by homedogword123 August 1, 2011

lanced

To get really drunk.

"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"

by Blunt252 May 17, 2006

green lantern

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

lance

is 4 chan for when /b/ is down

"I prefer the challenge of wooing the fairer sex via flatulence and jokes about marxism"

"impossible: everyone likes my face
I mean fuck, it grows its OWN hair!
JESUS"

- said by lance in a normal conversation, and also in the same conversation

by speacial kyle cannonz May 13, 2009

lantern

A friggn menorah.... a gerry lantern menorah

"Did you lite the lantern yet to day? It is the 17th day and no menorah wtf gerry?"

by T. C. June 18, 2006

Lance

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018