Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape

Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"

by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.

Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you

by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019

Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 5, 2019

Jonas

The cutest angel baby you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and is really kind. He is very artistic but doesn't think so himself. He really is a great friend. He'll always have your back! In conclusion, Jonas is really great, you should get one yourself!
Funfact he leaves a bit of glitter everywhere he goes.

Be like Jonas

by Alinaaaa December 22, 2019

Jonassexual

Its when u are only attracted to jonas brothers

Not men or woman or even aliens
Only jonas brothers.

X : whats ur sexuality?
- : jonassexual

X : sams sis🥺

by Sheerios<3 December 23, 2019