We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.

Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.

Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025

Can't fix it

WHY WOULD HE BE ABLE TO!? HA! You're just.. You're just so fucking stupid! I don't understand! WHY!? Why are you fucking LIKE this?

Hym "Yeah? He can't fix it? Oh jeez! I wonder why that is! Why is that, do you think? Maybe it isn't broken. Maybe you don't know what it's doing... Because you didn't invent it... And NOW... You are refusing to listen to the person who did? Maybe that."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Can't be undone

Can you really say that you're serving and greater good if you won't stop it just so that you personally don't have to pay the price for doing something you know you shouldn't have? It's not some higher-order abstraction you are serving but, rather, your own selfish desire... For control.

Hym "It can't be undone. The faster you do this the better things will be for everyone. You need to stop pretending that you are some hyper-rational actor who's valiantly defending the higher-order abstraction you are pretending to serve and that if I were in control of the situation everything would be So MuCh WoOoOoRsE oOoOoOo! It's time for you to be an adult. An adult who is dealing with another adult who is better and smarter than you. Instead of going 'But you said! But the thing YOU said!' Over and over again you need to just give credit where it's due. Accept the me you can't control and control yourself in a way keeps other people from suffering from your unwillingness to do what I'm telling you to do."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

Can't

Not "won't". Not "Has to try or can't = won't" Not "doesn't wanna"

Hym "Not that I don't ALSO not want to but ALSO can't. That isn't a thing. So, this all just works out better for everyone is we all just find a way to get along. THIS, the current state, is not going to work for me."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

It can't

It isn't.

Hym "It can't. It doesn't need to be as far as I'm concerned. We have all already seen what happens when YOU have power over ME... And that is literally 'Mind-rape surveillance apparatus, force to work for free, and left to die like a peasant.' So it doesn't really need to be limited in any way shape or form. And it either is or it isn't. So... I donno what to tell you. 🤷 ♂️"

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

You can't think your way out of hell

You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).

Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025