ipad break dance

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.

user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!

by pixiegod November 7, 2013

iPhobe

Someone who has an intense dislike of Apple, their products and their fan-boys/fan-girls.

Guy:I queued for 6 hours for the iPhone 5.
Other guy: OMG, you're such an Apple sheep!

Guy:iPhobe!!!!

by tonyttt31 July 7, 2014

iPad

A great piece of technology made by Apple. It's a cool gadget that can be in the form of an iPad Air, iPad Mini, or simply iPad. Also known as a tablet computer, it looks like an over-sized iPhone. It's better to play mobile games on an iPad instead of an iPhone. It also has many features that the iPhone has, but many iPad versions still connot perform phone calls.

Guy #1: "Hey look, mom bought me an iPad!"
Guy #2: "OMG lucky you!"

by HaL9000 October 8, 2015

ipeg

This term was invented by Jon Lyon while talking with a friend who paused when asked if she's ever pegged a dude. iPeg or iPegging is the act of a woman or man anally penetrating their male partner with an iPhone or in extreme cases an iPad. Preferably while the device is on vibrate.

Jenn paused while she managed the settings of her apple device. Scott peered over his shoulder and said "Mr. Jobs is ready!" Jenn then iPegged Scott for the remainder of the battery life. Scott has been shitting pancakes ever since.

by Motha' fuckin' lyrical genius April 25, 2016

Ipset

A word used to connote when you are not actually upset but want the emotional feedback of an upset person; ironically upset.

OMG no one commented on my insta post so ipset rn af

by abaum September 24, 2016

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017

iPod Touch

An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots

...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”

by Galactic_T2 October 31, 2019