Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021

Queef Juice

Juciy pussy air.

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.

by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018

$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.

A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.

by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

Juice bomb

A term used in golf to describe when your golf ball bounces off the paved cart path, thus increasing the distance of your shot.

Big Jon just ass-blasted a drive on 14 that bounced right off the cart path; a true juice bomb!

by Tin Cup Chalice February 1, 2023

Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.

Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.

by WEB Dabois January 22, 2020

dad juice

Semen, man protein, cum

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(

by puzzytank April 19, 2017