Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.

Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.

Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.

by Darth Ridley December 18, 2006

Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

by Mr.anonymously handsome January 03, 2011

Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one

Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war

by 88swaggie February 15, 2015

Router Wars

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet

Wanna play some router wars?

by 99Ninety September 20, 2020

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022

Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console

Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game

by thechas3 April 01, 2021