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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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Idiot on a stick

Someone so dumb u can’t stand even being around then
You are so dumb you are actually a idiot on a stick get away from me
by Nsacccccxcc December 5, 2019
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Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
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dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
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status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
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idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.
Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
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