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hockey bro

where hockey is not just a sport, it's a life style. the scum of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. Hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. Often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.
friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they're the hockey bros.
by taylor malind September 29, 2011
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mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.
I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!
by rzagt March 4, 2009
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Reno Hockey Mask Crew

Tatted up thugs who mosh hard and handle business the way it’s supposed to be with a good ol’ fashioned beat down. Also nice guys if you’re friendly. But if you fuck with them they’ll take your teeth
RHMC or RENO HOCKEY MASK CREW, RAPE HATE MURDER CREW, RENO HATE MOSH CREW, REAL HOT MAN CLUB
by xbloodhoundx May 11, 2021
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hooker

1. A source of pleasure, mainly sex, bt only if payed.
2. Target practice.
1. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my wallet and my sex enhancing pills.
2. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my grenades and rocket launcher.
by Doom June 30, 2003
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hooker

A prostitute. Usually, prostitutes are females, but plenty of prositutes are males.

Hookers sell their bodies to a variety of people, from unassuming men to really freaky characters. Just imagine having sex with half a dozen strange men each day for money: it's not a pleasant thought.

And prostitutes don't have sex for money because they like it; it's about the money. They might often hate their line of work, but they have no other way out.

Hookers range from the chic call girl, who is higher class and has control over the situation, to the lowly streetwalker, who is vulnerable to attack or police entrapment.

And remember: use a condom if you're with a prostitute, unless you want clamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, hepatitis, syphilis, or other *charming* diseases.
"Oh God, put some clothes on! ... And I don't want to see your underwear! You're not supposed to show your underwear to the world! You look like a hooker." Moi thinking about Britney Spears, a reknowned prostitute, stripper, and porn star.
by Lorelili April 7, 2005
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Hooker

The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!
Dude! You're such a hooker! I can't believe you made a full court shot!

Kasey is such a hooker. Did you here what she did to Dave?
by Sevenpanguinsaretoomany January 8, 2011
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Gerbil Hockey

The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.
Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!
by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008
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