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gun bluster

Noun

The most destructive gun in all of existence that always aims for the machinev of the target. It is better than any other existing or non-existing weapon or gun, including itself and other upgraded or improved versions. It is originated by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs, who believed that this gun could solve all problems and paradoxes, including the paradox that it creates.
"Incoming tank! Quick, use the gun bluster to take out the... what the fuck just happened?"

"You can't stop me from taking my own life, I'm gonna do it with my gun bluster... (time seizes to exist)"
by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs June 29, 2008
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Gun Hobbyist

An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.
Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists
by thebetterfriend2 May 2, 2013
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Gun Control

A from of Control centered around the Ownership of Arms intended to disarm a Population of the only thing keeping them free and not subject to radical legislation such as Socialism or Fascism.

Gun Control is also a favorite among dictators throughout history such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, and Kim Il-sung which they used to enact policy's that killed over 100 million people through Starvation, Persecution, Prison Labor, and Mass Executions.
Mao Zedong killed over 80 Million people in the Great Leap Forward after passing Gun Control
by WarFrog___935 April 6, 2023
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shot-gun

Shot-gun is said when you want something, like dibs or bags, can be used when there is one item left and first to say shot-gun gets it. Most commonly used for the front seat of the car.
by hamghetti... September 28, 2006
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elephant gun

(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.


(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.
The amount of damage that shotgun did was consistant to an elephant gun


He has an elephant gun.
by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004
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elephant gun

n. euphemism for the male organ
John whipped out his elephant gun.
by fizzle April 1, 2004
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top gun

A reference to the 1986 classic film, Top Gun. Used to refer to a situation where a straight male has homosexual feelings for another straight male. This gay crush or particular tension does not mean an individual is gay or that these feelings will ever be acted upon, only that the feelings involved in the friendship are of a particularly intimate nature and might be interpreted as homoerotic.
"Man, Jordan has a total top gun for David."

"Heath is top-gunning so hard for his roommate."
by hipster scholar January 9, 2009
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