Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”
Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”
Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”
by Jlipo June 1, 2025
Get the Goon mug.Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:
1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.
2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.
3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.
Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.
This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.
2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.
3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.
Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.
This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.
Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?
Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?
Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023
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