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BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

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glaggles

a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.

Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!

~and~

Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together

by eulien December 13, 2008

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Crossfit goggles

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

by CFLT July 30, 2013

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