Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.
Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.
by lonestarjr June 12, 2013
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ghost tugger

"Man, the other night I woke up to a ghost tugger. It wasn't the worst, actually."
by GhostsareOK December 01, 2013
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Ghost Buzz

The feeling that the cell phone in your pocket is vibrating when in fact it is not.
That's weird! It feels like my phone in my pocket keeps vibrating but its not. But be a ghost buzz.
by ScotB1 May 22, 2009
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Ghost Semen

Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.
You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."

Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"

You: "I know!"
by _Darth_Vader_ July 03, 2011
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Ghost Turd

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014
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Weed Ghost

When you pack a bowl and when it comes to you its empty
"I just packed a bowl and passed it and now its empty, it must be that weed Ghost"
by Matthew Buchaana October 24, 2008
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beat the ghost

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.
Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.
by Emupudding August 23, 2006
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