gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Godslut

A slut who loves god

That girl in church was a GodSlut

by LiquidComedian June 6, 2016

gods bra

the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy

God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra

by nuxov December 7, 2016

gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"

by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017

godsend shit

A shit where you wipe your ass and nothing is there

"Hey dude you barely used the toilet paper", "Don't worry it was a godsend shit"

by tehxnite January 31, 2017

gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017

Gods water

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.

How's that Gods water taste boy?

by Akdicjsbdkdjciskdjdof March 28, 2017