dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.

Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!

by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022

john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

Strip District Funk

An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.

James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.

by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009

Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"

by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019