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fuck me

it means: fuck me
Man1: Dammit!

Man2: What?

Man1: I forgot to study before the test.

Man2: Sucks for you.

Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.
by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019
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Fuck me harder

Where you fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend so hard
by giyanna_jakobi_forever<3 November 9, 2021
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fuck me in the ass

this is slang for something that someone cant do.

or just reffering to sex.
matt: *fails a hoop for match point*
scott: OH YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK ME IN THE ASS MATT!

ariana: *moans* oh yeahhh fuck me in the ass!
adrian: *thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*
by shaqtate September 29, 2023
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You Fucking me around

Messing with someone/ and or /tricking some one.
Zo you’re shoe is untied.
- you fucking me around huh?
by Amirbgood September 7, 2022
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wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
by sodiesoda November 23, 2021
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fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'
Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.
by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022
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